its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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