Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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