god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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