Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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