That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My butt remains clenched, sir.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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