Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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