Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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