That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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