I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
