Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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