so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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