I'm really into asian looking animals
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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