5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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