blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
wow bdsm is so cute
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
