no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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