oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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