You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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