When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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