Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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