covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i love accidental penises.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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