I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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