i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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