wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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