Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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