Your face is a jimmy john
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
