If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
