It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
