I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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