check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
is wine microwaveable?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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