i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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