If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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