You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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