I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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