hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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