Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Can Purell be used as lube?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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