Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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