Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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