like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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