i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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