I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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