Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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