Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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