Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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