I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
