Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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