You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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