Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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