I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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