Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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