i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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