I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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