Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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