Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm really busy with my period
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