Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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