i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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