What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I CAN MOONWALK!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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